Ban the User Above You 4!

So I made another thread because the ban the user above you 3 has now reached ten pages.

~Credit to Raedqwe

Ok how this works is you ban the person that posted right before you, making up a random reason. No spamming or post fights between two people.

Example:

Bob posts first in the thread, i post second, saying:

Banned because 3+2=5

then someone else posts:

banned because its Monday

etc etc

Banned for explaining the rules of the Ban the User game

Banned for being the first reply to this thread.

Banned for assuming we could lock threads by ourselves in the other thread, even though we aren't Admins :P

Banned because Aegis doesn't have a sig.

Banned because your reasoning had nothing to do with me, who you were banning.l

Banned because sigs are overrated.

Banned because sigs are cool. ^_^

Banned for countering my ban.

Banned because I like to counter ban other people's bans.

Banned for not being on the forum much.

Banned cause no one goes on the forums much anymore :(

Banned because LIES! Cause there are a few of us left. :P

Banned because now you've blown our cover, we'll have to adopt new identities and change secret hideouts now! D:

Banned for having your cover blown.

Banned because you misspelled cover.

Banned for using double letters twice in one word.

Banned for having the same avatar for forever.

Banned for having an animated avatar.

Banned for finding a quarter in your location.

Banned for looking at my shirt.

Banned for NOT looking at my shirt. :P

Banned for having a normal location. =P