"Things you should never do or say" Game

Interesting game i thought of at work that may provide some fun not to mention make alot of us laugh in the process

Someone post the scenario and the next person post something you should never say or do in that particular situation or they can post both say or do. The person then posts a new scenario

Ex.

Bob the builder: Things you should never say, or do at a baby shower

Greg the bunny:

Say: Does this one have a father?

Do: Pick up the baby and throw it out the window

Ill start it off


Things you should never walk into a room and say or do.

Say: *on phone* "I don't care what you're trying to say dude! We should've dropped that body in the river."
Do: Hang up and chill next to someone. :3


Things you should never say or do to a woman.

Say: IMMAH F4RIN MAH LAZORS DOCTOR OCTAGONNAPUS BLAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Do: F4r your lazors.

Things you should never say or do in this thread.

Say: Truth or dare...........Come on guys you know you wanna play it

Do: Say something you would always say in the selected scenario

Something you should never say or do to Chuck Norris

say: chuck norris sucks
Do: attempt to round house kick him.

things you should never say to a child under the age of 8.

Say: Santa claus is a lie.
Do: Rip off santa claus's beard right in front of that child, liek i have done :3

Things you should never say or do to an mod or admin on an forum.

Say: I hate your guts and you are fail!
Do: Eat their waffles :/

Things you shouldn't say nor do while on an airplane...

say: i hope this plane crashes
do: attempt to get into the cockpit and talk to the pilots.

things you should never say/ do to a TSA person.

Say: I have a bomb in my underwear.
Do: Pull the bomb out of your underwear.

Things you should never do/say to your teacher

Say: GIVE ME AN A BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT YOUR CAREER!!!!

Do: Tie her up put her in your chair in the class room and teach her/him a different subject that doesn't even remotely matter whatsoever

Things you should never say or do at a Feuneral

Say: Hey, he hit MY bullet
Do: Blast heavy metal

~RQ

Ryi forgot to post a new one x.x

Ill do one for the feuneral one


Say: Does this mean im not going to get the 5 bucks i loaned you back?

Do: Loot the body


Things you should never say or do at a job interview

Say: You know, my bass is 34 inches long...
Do: Show him your 34 inches long bass.

Things you should never say or do on this forum.

Say: Ryi is teh failzor and is terrible at life!
Do: Steal mah waffles...

Things you should never say or do while in school.

Say: Zzz
Do: Zzz

Things you should never say or do after stealing FF's waffles :O

Say: You want a pancake?

Do: Stash the waffles in a pancake factory

Things you shouldn't say or do after attending a sporting event

Say: loudly criticize the home team in their area of the stadium.
Do: randomly run on field and tackle one of the players.

Things you should never say or do to your parents.

Say: Hey...hey...FF...listen, hey listen...I gotcha waffles
Do: Eat da waffles

Things you should never say or do at the school prom.

Say: We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the class room
Teachers leave those kids alone
(yells) Hey, teachers! Leave those kids alone!

All in all, it's just a
Nother brick in the wall

All in all, you're just a
Nother brick in the wall

(british kids)
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the class room
Teachers leave those kids alone
(yells) Hey, teachers! Leave those kids alone!

All in all, it's just a
Nother brick in the wall
All in all, you're just a
Nother brick in the wall

(beat)

If u dont eat ur meat u kant have ne pudding
How kan u have any pudding if u dont eat ur meat

If u dont eat ur meat u kant have ne pudding
How kan u have any pudding if u dont eat ur meat

If u dont eat ur meat u kant have any pudding
How kan u have any pudding if u dont eat ur meat


Do: Start singing pink floyds we don't need no education :D


Things you should never say or do after losing the game.

Say: Man screw this im gonna go kill myself

Do:


Things you never say or do after tackling an old lady

say: can i borrow a pen?
do: tackle her again

things you should never say/do to a camp CIT.

Say: What's a camp CIT?
Do: Ask what a camp CIT is.

Things you should never say or do when liek nobody posts on this forum D:

say: u ppl all suck(not true)
do: post self nudies

things u shud never do when blob visits :O

say: i hate you (not really. i don't hate anyone on here)
do: poke him with a stick

things you shouldn't do to someone on their birthday.

say: "Happy one year closer to death!" :D
do: shove your face into their cake and roll around in it.


Things you shouldn't do during a zombie invasion.