The Death Game (spamresistant)

The goldfish mutates into a goldshark and eats me.

I drop a shovel.

It smacks me in the face and I die.

I drop a camera.

It's flash stuns me in the middle of the street so I get hit by a car.

I drop a Space Core.

I get sucked into the Space Core, where I learn the secret to life, anmd also learn that all things in the universe can be simplified into one logical equation...oh, and then I die...from, you know...being in a space core.

I drop Lex Luther

Lex Luthor kills me because he thinks Clark Kent and I are in cahoots.

I drop a comic book.

I jump in and become Quiksilver! Though I am quickly killed by my archnemesis!

I drop a thermometer.

It stabs me in the eye and I die.

I drop my stupid school email because the log in keeps telling me that i have toe wrong ID or Pass, which is not correct because I haven't ever changed it and I have it written down.

I die from a sheer lack of ability to come up with a way for that to kill me.

I drop a burrito.

The burrito falls on my head and explodes in a mess of beans, cheese, and whatever else happens to be in it. Now covered in burrito guts I have to take a shower. I die because the water heater malfunctions and causes that water to be super heated.

I drop a jar of salsa. (one exploded on me today when I went to shake it. D:< )

I pick up the salsa, but the jar turns out to be stolen from the Mexican Embassy and the Mexicans track me down and kill me.

I drop a sombrero (or however you spell it xD)